Well hello to you! I'm Hayley, a 19 year old student studying English at the University of Lincoln. Friends. Family. Boyfriend. Music. Frank Turner. Flogging Molly. Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros. Jim Lockey & the Solemn Sun. Sherlock Holmes. The Avengers. Tom Hiddleston. Benedict Cumberbatch. Green Day. Doctor Who. Miranda. Hall & Oates. Larry and His Flask. Alkaline Trio. Fall Out Boy. F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Harry Potter. Tea. Theatre. Literature. Shakespeare.
Marlowe goes up to the counter and begins ordering a coffee, but before he can finish he is stabbed to death. No one will ever know what he was going to order, but some say it would have been better than what Shakespeare ordered.
Shakespeare goes up to the counter and orders a large cappucino with cinnamon. “Sir, we don’t have larges here. We have ventis,” says the barista. Shakespeare stares at him. “What’s in a name?” he asks.